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ASK EMMA FROST! [30 Jun 2009|12:03pm] ...and now it's time for ASK EMMA FROST! shawn 10:42 AM Will I ever get married Emma? Do tell lee 10:44 AM Dear Shawn, Marriage is over rated and an out dated institution. If you REALLY want to get married, just use your mind control powers to get your way. ~Emma~ shawn 10:45 AM Dear Emma, I mind controlled a guy I had a crush on, but after hours and hours of hot sex, I fell asleep and the mind control wore off. He's gone. Now what? lee 10:47 AM Dear Shawn, It worked out for the better darling. Now you can move on to the next guy. ~Emma~ shawn 10:48 AM Dear Emma, I went on an amazing date with this guy named Lee. We are set to go on a second date this Friday. THere is an intense sexual chemistry, but is it too early to get him into bed? lee 10:50 AM Dear Shawn, If things go bad, you can always use your mutant abilities to erase his mind and start over again. It's like an undo button for your life! ~Emma~ shawn 10:51 AM Dear Emma, I want a boyfriend who loves me for me and not the monstrous size of my mutant abilities. lee 10:53 AM Dear Shawn, Embrace your assets and let them all hang out, it's what I do! I mean, just look at my tops! Just think of it as your foot in the door, if they like the rest of you, they'll stick around. ~Emma~ shawn 10:54 AM Dear Emma. I just killed Cyclops. Wanna date? lee 10:55 AM Dear Shawn, If you killed Scott, then who the hell did I fuck last night? ~Emma~ shawn 10:56 AM Dear Emma, remember that mind controlled crush I had? lee 10:57 AM Dear Shawn, I can barely remember what color my own eyes are after my eighth glass of wine, so no. ~Emma~ shawn 10:58 AM Dear Emma, Sorry your ass is sore but I had a great time. PS you need to practice your felatio techniques. I'm sending you a banana lee 11:00 AM Dear Shawn, Peter!? Is that you!? I told you to STFU about that, you know I was drunk! I've got half a mind to erase your memory of that! ~Emma~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Frost 2 comments|post comment

[29 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 07:09 ARG! Ants in my appartment! Not just the little black ones, real biting ants! OW!!! # 10:07 How are you enjoying your WTF Blanket? tinyurl.com/acez4u :P # 11:53 Why does the back of my hand smell like old lady perfume? Am I bitch slapping grannies in my sleep or is there new soap in the bathrooms? # 15:29 I hate playing the waiting game... # 20:22 I'm watching Robotrannies 2 with @Kingbobo, @oberdada, @designeric, Cory. I wonder if it's as bad as people say it is. # post comment

[28 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 13:45 RIP Billy Mays... I'll miss you screaming at me about cleaning products. tinyurl.com/afomv6 # post comment

[27 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 11:47 Who's going to the Pride Parade today? # 16:28 Ow, got my feelings hurt before Pride, hopefully I'm taking things the wrong way. # post comment

[26 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 12:38 Maybe Grindr isn't so bad. I've got a date tonight after work :) # 15:05 Well what do you know! A majority of Texans support same sex unions. tinyurl.com/kltqpt # 20:56 Whoa, my date went well. He was cute & we had lots in common. Even If he's not attracted to me, I can still tell we're going to be friends. # 21:08 @conej730 I don't know, he might be. I'm really bad at telling if a guy likes me. It's to soon to say anyway. # post comment

[25 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 12:04 Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Matt LeBlanc, & Ben Savage, this is a list of people I've been told I look like. I feel so ugly... # 12:18 Idea for a t-shirt slogan... "Anal sex! It's the SHIT!" # 12:44 Is Mark Sanford the first Republican to cheat with his wife with a woman? What a hypochristian. Thanks for teaching me that term @RaganFox # 15:53 @designeric I love Takashi Murakami! tr.im/pLUq # 17:11 Rest in peace Farah and Michael. # post comment

[24 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 10:03 @SirGilson You're a job interview rockstar! Kind of like Batman and Piderman! tinyurl.com/nwduau # 10:24 @KingBobo EPIC GRAMMAR FAIL!!! # 13:13 Megan Fox asks Megatron "can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?" # 13:23 @captnkirk Yeah, she said that in a interview, & this is why Megan Fox is my new dream celebrity fag hag like Rose McGowan & Christina Ricci # 16:58 Damn it! The title of this video says this guy got tazed but he totally didn't! I really wanted to see that too. tinyurl.com/qgmz3n # post comment

[22 Jun 2009|11:09pm] 10:06 I just want to draw today... # 13:20 @designeric Haha, I saw that too and thought the same thing. Darn technology, you can never keep up with it. # 13:59 I don't get guys. When I let them know I like them they freak out and run away, and when I don't like them they call me non-stop. BLEH! # 15:49 @RaganFox Loved your blog entry. Sadly, the frivolous Perez drama taught me a lot about myself & the gay community tinyurl.com/mcedp4 # 16:17 @stupid_things Beaner shirts? Seriously!? # 16:35 @Kymberlie You can always make your own with recipes on www.chex.com/ It could be fun. # post comment

[20 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 09:40 Stupid sun light! If it wasn't for you I bet I could sleep till Sunday. # 14:38 I feel extra gay after showing @SirGilson The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time, and I like it! # 23:41 The fun part of Rock Band is dressing up your character, I learned that with @SirGilson tonight :P # post comment

[18 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 09:24 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ # 10:18 Im looking forward to pride. As much as I love my gay friends who stay out of scene sometimes you just got to enjoy some ol fashion faggotry # 12:40 @MethodistJeffry Jesus was a liberal communist hippy! # post comment

[17 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 06:46 Sake bomb hang over, you can't bring me down! I wanna call in sick, but I might just stumble in to work a little late. # 08:59 Dan Savage, like me, has the strange talent of turning every news story into an argument about gay rights. tinyurl.com/69zsmw # 12:47 My brain feels broken, I don't know if it's because I'm still a tiny bet hung over, or if it's from lack of sleep. I'm going to bed ASAP. # post comment

[16 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 09:19 I don't think the bareback sex video of Dustin Lance Black is going to hurt his career, we all make mistakes & some are bigger than others. # 12:18 Ha, thanks for the VGL Boys Logo! Finally something funny on your network. It's like a gay Whitest Kids You Know. tinyurl.com/dnlepu # post comment

[15 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 09:31 @judsondunn Were The World Mine was not in the same league as Hedwig & it was not "riveting" and I doubt it puts Highschool Musical to shame # 12:22 I miss Space Ghost Coast to Coast. tinyurl.com/d4bke4 # 21:08 @designeric I forgot to show you the cute new Little Big Planet shirt they have at HotTopic. tinyurl.com/nadej3 # post comment

[14 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 00:17 Hollywood Video gave me a free Were The World Mine poster. It's not the best, but it's full of eye candy I guess. tinyurl.com/lhyfaz # 15:59 Witches work only with MAGIC!!! # post comment

[13 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 13:02 I bet my Captain Planet shirt isn't made out of organic pesticide free cotton! Captain Planet! You hypocrite! # 15:55 I missed Yoga at Discovery Green, but I went running and did crunches! Maybe I'll make it next Saturday. tinyurl.com/n4mncu # 23:41 Saw the gayest movie tonight with @SirGilson. It's called Were The World Mine. Not the best movie but worth a watch for the music & gayness. # post comment

[12 Jun 2009|11:05pm] 12:13 I feel so isolated from humanity here at this desk they sit me for the new project at work. I don't know why tho, It just like my old desk. # 12:40 Oh! I know why I feel so isolated! It's because I don't have AIM, Yahoo, Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, and podcasts playing at this desk. # 13:24 I've gotten so use to being connected to all my major social networking sites at work I feel super lonely with out them. OH GOD! Hug me plz? # 14:10 @KingBobo Yeah! I just now heard that Chastity Bono is going threw gender reassignment on a podcast! Good luck on making the change Chazzy! # 14:51 @designeric I think this new program I'm working with is giving me the same problems designers get with clients. People are stupid. # 16:07 Thanks for all the warm cyber hugs @KingBobo, @SirGilson, and @bourgtai. I actually feel better :) # 18:09 @daidaobee Ann Coulter lost her mind a looooong time ago buddy! What did she do now? # post comment

[11 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 16:07 God I need a vacation... To bad I don't have the money for it. # post comment

[10 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 15:38 In this video Gillette tells us what they should have taught us in freshman health class. How to shave your balls. tinyurl.com/p7gjf2 # 17:41 Being in the office all alone is really creepy. The lights are timed to go off if they don't since movement & I keep hearing things moving. # post comment

[09 Jun 2009|11:04pm] 10:38 @oberdada Gas Mask look pretty cool to me. You should make random items of the week a hash mark! tinyurl.com/cg59ek #randomitems # 21:27 On my way to a date... I hate dating. So awkward. # 23:17 Meh, the date was ok. He was good looking and interesting, but now it's bed time. # post comment

[08 Jun 2009|11:06pm] 10:43 Why wont anyone see Drag Me To Hell with me!? # 10:53 @KingBobo That didn't happen, if you come to Houston you can see it with me, but even you said you didn't want to see it... # 10:56 @oberdada It even got a 93% on Rotten Tomatos! I have no idea why it's so hard to get someone to see this movie. # 11:05 @oberdada Sometimes low budget movies are the best, like John Waters' movies. If you'd like to see it this week let me know when your free. # 13:18 @oberdada I actually might see Drag Me To Hell tonight or tomorrow with my friend @KingBobo, sorry I didn't update. You're welcome to come. # 22:00 Finally saw Drag Me To Hell with @KingBobo and it was just as classic as Evil Dead. Love it! # post comment

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